Ever watched a Horror Movie? Well you don’t have to watch a million to know this, interesting facts about horror movies that you need to know even if you’ve never watched one. 😀
Whenever a white person gets into an argument with a black guy they always say “Go back to Africa” and I be like “Go back to England, this ain’t your land too. Columbus found America, ain’t you” For a fact I ain’t gonna go back to Africa. NEVER. I was seeing this video on National Geographic and I saw a hunger ad.
My name is Robert Vandt. I guess by now you know I’m German but that is not necessary. I’m a banker with my dear comrades, Michael Clifford, Josh Carter and Craig McColl. It’s my small gang but I prefer to call us The Mystique because a gang sounds all evil and bad. The irony is those two words are in contrast to us.😃
That fateful day, I remember it like it happened just a few seconds ago but Lord knows it was ages ago before the existence of the sun. (Cliché, right?🤔)
“Wake up! Wake up Vandt!” This was followed by cold bucket of ice on my face. “What the fish 😂 is wrong with you?” I shouted. I don’t recall the Ice Bucket Challenge starting like this but it was a hell of a morning😂. I quickly jumped out of my bed and ignored the usual morning routine of waking up and taking a shower and stuff (Cut me some slack but I need to be unique😁). It was time to break the monotony but well that wasn’t the reason, I was running out of time.
Again, It’s time for madness, Asylum.
I’ll always say Asylum is a green land in a four-walled hell. Yes, I called the larger place hell.😋
One common characteristic of the members is that they are ALL cray cray. Yes, nimesema tumechizi 😅. The same goes with the people associated with it. So I’ll start with the “horrible bosses” as usual but this time…. (lemme not say) 😁.
So here is why men run from marriage by the sight of it. Laugh, It’s your right. 😂
(I can get around in the kitchen😎)
These mini cakes are super easy to prepare. They can be taken as breakfast or as a snack. Better yet (for parents) you can pack for your kids in their lunch box. It is simple to make. 😉 No stress to wait for a long time😧. Trust me, this recipe will be your new best friend😄.
Peter comes home late from an illegal party and finds Shawna, his young sister, awake.
PETER: Please don’t tell mum and dad.
SHAWNA: Oh, I will.
PETER: Please, I’m just tryna fit in.
SHAWNA: Me too, with mum and dad.
PETER:I’ll do anything.
PETER: Just say what you want.
SHAWNA: Ok, I want a fake ID on Monday.
SHAWNA: Dick you heard me right.
PETER: I’m gonna tell mum you used a curse word again.
SHAWNA: You already told them I did before you left. Nice time trying. Monday boy, Monday.