Facts About Horror Movies

Ever watched a Horror Movie? Well you don’t have to watch a million to know this, interesting facts about horror movies that you need to know even if you’ve never watched one. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Eddie Griffin’s Voodoo Child

Whenever a white person gets into an argument with a black guy they always say “Go back to Africa” and I be like “Go back to England, this ain’t your land too. Columbus found America, ain’t you” For a fact I ain’t gonna go back to Africa. NEVER. I was seeing this video on National Geographic and I saw a hunger ad.

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Criminal Justice๐Ÿ˜‚

My name is Robert Vandt. I guess by now you know I’m German but that is not necessary. I’m a banker with my dear comrades, Michael Clifford, Josh Carter and Craig McColl. It’s my small gang but I prefer to call us The Mystique because a gang sounds all evil and bad. The irony is those two words are in contrast to us.๐Ÿ˜ƒ

That fateful day, I remember it like it happened just a few seconds ago but Lord knows it was ages ago before the existence of the sun. (Clichรฉ, right?๐Ÿค”)

“Wake up! Wake up Vandt!” This was followed by cold bucket of ice on my face. “What the fish ๐Ÿ˜‚ is wrong with you?” I shouted. I don’t recall the Ice Bucket Challenge starting like this but it was a hell of a morning๐Ÿ˜‚. I quickly jumped out of my bed and ignored the usual morning routine of waking up and taking a shower and stuff (Cut me some slack but I need to be unique๐Ÿ˜). It was time to break the monotony but well that wasn’t the reason, I was running out of time.

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Chronicles of the Asylum 2

Again, It’s time for madness, Asylum.

I’ll always say Asylum is a green land in a four-walled hell. Yes, I called the larger place hell.๐Ÿ˜‹

One common characteristic of the members is that they are ALL cray cray. Yes, nimesema tumechizi ๐Ÿ˜…. The same goes with the people associated with it. So I’ll start with the “horrible bosses” as usual but this time…. (lemme not say) ๐Ÿ˜.

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How to Make the Best Sandwich Maker Mini Cakes

(I can get around in the kitchen๐Ÿ˜Ž)

These mini cakes are super easy to prepare. They can be taken as breakfast or as a snack. Better yet (for parents) you can pack for your kids in their lunch box. It is simple to make. ๐Ÿ˜‰ No stress to wait for a long time๐Ÿ˜ง. Trust me, this recipe will be your new best friend๐Ÿ˜„.

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Hermanos

Peter comes home late from an illegal party and finds Shawna, his young sister, awake.

PETER: Please don’t tell mum and dad.

SHAWNA: Oh, I will.

PETER: Please, I’m just tryna fit in.

SHAWNA: Me too, with mum and dad.

PETER:I’ll do anything.

SHAWNA: Really?

PETER: Just say what you want.

SHAWNA: Ok, I want a fake ID on Monday.

PETER: Monday?

SHAWNA: Dick you heard me right.

PETER: I’m gonna tell mum you used a curse word again.

SHAWNA: You already told them I did before you left. Nice time trying. Monday boy, Monday.


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